Famous and sometimes funny quotes about some of the special occasions in our lives.
Father’s day
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong…" (Charles Wadsworth)
"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again…" (Enid Bagnold)
Mothers Day
“There is no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.” (Jill Churchill)
“Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young”… (Unknown)
Graduation Day
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars…" (Les Brown)
Valentines Day
"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories…" (Melanie Clark)
Birthdays
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake…" (Anonymous)
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once…" (E. Joseph Cossman)
Weddings
"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked…" (Anonymous)
St Patrick’s Day
Irish Saying: "There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were".
Irish Saying: "An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth".